In a recent interview with Yahoo’s Graham Besinger, Dallas Cowboys quarterback, Tony Romo, revealed that his bachelor party was dry as a bone.
That’s right, fellas;no alcohol. Nada. Nary a shot of Kahlua.
Now, we’re sure some of you are rolling your bloodshot eyes at this post, but we here at Staggered feel the only buzzkill at Romo’s soiree was the fact that he made his buddies play “Hide-and-Seek” (Really?) The truth is that there are plenty of men who would prefer to enjoy the company of their friends–sans the rotten hangover the next day. If you are one of them, you’re in luck. We have identified 10 very manly–yet totally alcohol-free–bachelor party options. Here they are–no closing your eyes and counting to ten required.
Whitewater Rafting
It’s intense, a lot of fun and a great way to get a sunburn (so slather on an SPF beforehand). Interested in having a soaking good time? Check here for locations throughout the United States.
Ride On
Whether you want to speed around a race track in a Go Kart, tear up the dirt in a Dune Buggy or cycle over to the next major city, leaving your groom or best man in the dust will remind you of the other ways “boys will be boys” –none of which smell like baby powder and vanilla.
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Paintball
Some will go down. Everyone’s gonna hurt. Have Epsom salt ready to soak in the next day.
Rock On!
Host a Rock Band competition and allow the groom to unleash his inner Slash. Charge each man $50.00 bucks to enter; winner takes all.
Enjoy a Cigar and Poker Night
Grab a box of Nicaraguans, plenty of finger foods and share tall tales while trying to win the pot.
Jam Out
Rent a local music studio and host a jam session.
Visit an Adult Camp
Like to Hike? Want to know how to spar like a Gladiator or fence like a Musketeer? Have the guts to hunt ghosts? There’s a camp for all kinds. Check out Travel & Leisure’s list of the quirkiest camps here.
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A Do Good Bachelor Party
Volunteer through one of your local organizations and spend the day painting a school or helping out at a food kitchen. Then, go out to a local steakhouse and relax.
Would you have a dry BP? Why or Why Not? Share your comments below.
